Sunday, June 14, 2009

Gardening Goings On: The Chicken Perch Dilemma

Now chickens aren't the brightest of animals but I had thought that given the choice between a flat plank of wood and a nice cosy perch high up the back of the shed, nicely sheltered, the choice would be a no brainer.

The perches have been set up like a ladder, sloping back to the wall with enough space between each perch to keep the chickens roosting above from dropping poo on the chickens below. There is plenty of room for the birds to roost without being too crowded. Sounds ideal....right...?

Unfortunately our chickens decided that the flat plank of wood we placed above the feeder and waterer (originally put there so they could sit on the window sill during the day without dirtying their resources) was also an ideal perch and there they slept, three fat ladies bustled together on an ever increasingly sloped board.

The solution then appeared to be to simply remove the board and close off the window. Anticipating our reclacitrant ladies would simply sit on the L shaped shelf supports directly above the food and water (they needed to stay as they held up the water and food) we placed two large diameter PVC pipes there to dissuade them.

This was all in vain as my next nightly visit found two chooks perched on the PVC pipe (feet splayed out in the most uncomfortable of fashion) and one cold chook out in the yard who obviously missed the opportunity of a PVC perch and failed to notice the state of the art ladder of perches lovingly constructed at the back of the shed.

At least they lay well!

Sunday, June 7, 2009

People Ponderings: James Howard Kunstler


Author of "The Long Emergency" as well as a couple of books harshly critical of suburbia namely "The Geography of Nowhere" and "Home From Nowhere.", Kunstler is a verbal samurai carving up notions that technology will save us from ourselves and depleting oil reserves will be solved by friendly bacteria excreting fuel into our cars and civic projects.

His website is http://www.kunstler.com/ and I invite anyone who wants a direct injection of reality straight to a major artery to visit it.

He also has a weekly podcast available at http://kunstlercast.com/. Again strap yourself in, be prepared to make light of disturbing human dysfunction and weep yourself into a world made by hand.

"I believe a lot of people share my feelings about the tragic landscape of highway strips, parking lots, housing tracts, mega-malls, junked cities, and ravaged countryside that makes up the everyday environment where most Americans live and work."
James Howard Kunstler, 'The Geography of Nowhere'.

I have enjoyed Kunstler's rants for over twelve months now and his no nonsense, take no prisoners approach to what I also believe is a massive waste of human potential in the mega over globalisation and suburbination (new word coming soon to a dictionary near you!) of our world, is inspiring in the same way that being chased by a lion lends an extra step to one's gait. Life is absurd and we are now witnessing the slow swaying and suspenseful slow motion collapse of a world built of goo. Be Merry!

Sunday, May 31, 2009

Coding Cogitations: Converting Cold Fusion to .Net


Well anyone with an ounce of coding will recognise the misnomer title for this post. You convert Cold Fusion to .Net like you convert grass to diamond earings. There are a few steps in the journey from Point A to Point B.

Here's how the game played out:

1. Luckily the backend is SQL Server 2005 so only some minor tweaking required to make use of it in this case. (Hail Mary full of grace)

2. Run a code generator over the Database to create my Data Access Layer. Luckily the previous developer (God bless his soul) broke up his Cold Fusion into seperate pages for the various data access methods. This gives me a great set of code to run a parser through to recreate the calls in my extended DAL

3. He also created seperate pages for the various business requirements though one for every single method, but god bless his little cotton socks his incode comments left nothing to assumption.

4. The GUI was pulled apart in no time. Carved into a variety of objects and recreated with Master pages.

This all seems pretty straight forward Jayson I hear you say. It was! So why blog about it? Because the real message here is that great coding in the first instance on any project makes updates, transitions and complete rebuilds a joy to undertake. Thank you previous developer - your spirit now lives on in .Net....

Sunday, May 24, 2009

Technology Tidings: Redflow Advanced Energy Storage


RedFlow is a privately owned technology development company, located in Brisbane Australia.

RedFlow has pioneered the development and packaging of zinc bromine flow batteries into practical electricity storage systems that meet real market needs.

The patented zinc bromine flow technology is a breakthrough for kilowatt-scale electricity storage.

It combines RedFlow's proprietary battery technology with an integrated electronic interface using 3G-based remote communications and control capabilities.

Their management has strong technical backgrounds and extensive international links.

We also designed and developed their new website! ;)

Sunday, May 17, 2009

Movie Mumblings: Hornblower TV Series

I have to say that I have never been so beautifully and deliciously drawn into a tv series as I was with this gem from British broadcaster Meridian Television.

It is based on the series of novels by C.S. Forester and majestically brought to life by the talents of Ioan Gruffudd as Horatio Hornblower, Robert Lindsay as Captain (and later Commodore and Admiral) Sir Edward Pellew, Paul Copley as Matthews the Bosun and Sean Gilder as Styles the Bosun's Mate. Ok there were others in there as well but these four really made this series for me.

The series consists of eight made-for-television movies though their high production values are obvious with beautiful scenery and the mouth watering galleons and frigates that grace the waters. My recommended episode would be The Frogs and the Lobsters in which Lt. Hornblower and his crew are sent to accompany a doomed royalist invasion of revolutionary France. The french royalists are played wonderfully by Antony Sher as Colonel Moncoutant (a tad bloodthirsty) and John Shrapnel as General Charette. Samuel West as the firstly pompous and ultimately likeable Major Edrington, commander of the British regiment sent to support the French. This episode overflows with espionage, intrigue, bloody murder, war and heroics, romance, prison breaks, you name it!

I highly recommend this series. Each episode is about an hour and a half long so you have 12 hours of fantastic period settings and did I mention the mouth watering galleons and frigates....

Sunday, May 10, 2009

Technology Tidings: The Orion Project

The Orion Project is an organization created to transform the current energy, environmental and social crisis into a world of sustainability and Enlightened Abundance.


Technological progress in the areas of advanced physics and electromagnetic systems, if appropriately supported, will enable humanity to live on the Earth with a minimal footprint with genuine long-term sustainability.

For over 100 years, these advanced concepts in energy generation have either been ignored or actively suppressed due to the power of fossil-fuel based economic and industrial interests.

Imagine a world where every home and village has its own clean source of electrical energy, free from the cost of fossil fuels, nuclear power or a centralized electric grid.

Imagine every means of transportation running off of clean power plants, using no source of fuel and creating no pollution.

Imagine the developing world blossoming with these new technologies and the equatorial rain forests protected from slash and burn subsistence farming and logging.

Imagine all inter-city transportation above the ground and the millions of acres paved over with highways freed for productive agriculture and recreation.

Imagine all manufacturing being clean-fuel sourced, using no-cost or low-cost energy.

Imagine the possibility of 100% recycling because the energy cost of transporting recycled materials, processing them and scrubbing pollution out of the air and water approaches zero.

Imagine...

This is no mere pipe-dream, but a world that is well within our grasp to create- in our lifetimes. Imagine... and see that it is a reality.

The Orion Project is dedicated to:
  • Supporting the world's most accomplished engineers, physicists, and inventors who have developed innovative solutions to energy generation.
  • Cleaning up the fossil fuel power sources currently in use.

Sunday, May 3, 2009

Medieval Musings: The City State

"For I was reared
In the great city, pent 'mid cloisters dim,
And saw nought lovely but the sky and stars."
Coleridge, 'Frost at Midnight', 1797

In ye olde days, before globalisation and industrialisation mass produced human experience and made every main street look and feel the same, there were the independent city states that flowed with the flavour of individuality. These weren't the mega cities you see today of 25,000,000 plus people but rather great big country towns of 50,000 to 100,000 souls.

From the 12th century on these great cities become self-governing democratic havens, free of intrusion from nobles. Multitudes of people fed up with the restrictions of feudal existence and "to the manor born effeteness" congolmerated to escape the rule of nobles and create an ideal working and creative community in which fairness and equality were the main driving principles. It was the adventure of cooperation at its most effective. They were centers of humanity bursting with schools, hospitals, baths, workshops (in the sense of the artisan working at his chosen trade not the toxic factories or human slave lines we know today) and wonderful community inspired architecture. Guilds controlled the fairness and expression of individual trade and cathedrals rose to celebrate the glory of god and the energy and abundance of the people. Walls were their own form of self enforced limitation to growth and over urbanisation.

These free cities existed all over the known world from the coasts of the Mediterranean to the North Sea, the Baltic, the Atlantic Ocean, down the fjords of Scandinavia through Russia, Hungary, France and Spain. A mighty fraternity of spirit rose from the compost of feudalism.

I imagine a time not to far in the future where the same organic human spiritual emergence rises from the remains of capitalism and globalisation...